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Sunrise
It sneaks in, pouring like warm honey through the cracks of my window shade. The city streets stretch– and slowly liven as icy dew forms upon my soul, for I too must rise and shine for another day of...
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Lesson #1 – Just Have Fun Already
Sometimes, for years at a time even, we do this crazy thing where take life too seriously. We all know that, yet it still happens. In our defense, it is kind of hard not to take life seriously when we...
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Lesson #2 – Just Because Jeff Goldblum Didn’t Write You Back…
Just because Jeff Goldblum didn’t write you back when you were 11 years old, doesn’t mean you aren’t a goddamn superstar. Maybe he had a good reason, like you being too young at the time, for...
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Lessons #4, #5 and #6 – Boogers, Pepper Tooth and Best Friends
Lesson #4 – You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose (…courtesy of my boyfriend and dads everywhere). Lesson #5 – Best friends don’t let best friends...
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Lesson #12 – We Don’t Know What The Hell We’re Doing
Let’s just go ahead and admit that tons of us have no friggin’ clue what we’re doing and the idea that some clear path exists is just silly. It’s okay to hope, and it’s great to expect great things,...
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Lesson #13 – Get To Know People
You never know what great, weird stuff people will tell you when you get to know them. Just this morning at a conference, a woman told me her brother is a famous drag queen named Peaches Christ. I then...
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Drafts
I am thankful today and every day for family and friends, Rod Stewart, my unusual drafts on WordPress and, excitingly, my ability to finally complete a first draft of a book. Yay! Seriously though, my...
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Thoughts From a Drunk Girl…Ok, Woman…Pt. 3
I’m kinda tired, but here are some thoughts I’m thinking! And I’m drinking! Yay! LOL. SAME: Alfonso Ribiero is, like, my Captain Planet power thing. Imagine we all put in our rings and it’s like,...
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A Cautionary Tale
Once upon a time there was a 31-year old woman who lived alone in Baltimore City. She didn’t mind living alone because of all the “pants optional” opportunities, but sure, sometimes it did get lonely....
View ArticleThe best ways to learn who your new friends are at your new job
Here are the best ways to learn who your new friends are at your new job based on personal experience: Send an IM to the folks around you on Cyber Monday asking “A/S/L?” and see who laughs. Those are...
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